Thursday, October 4, 2007

Let all CHAMPIONS Win

THE UNSUNG HEROES

On 22nd 2007 september the moment i knew Pakistan have defeated Newzealand in first semifinal clash,I knew India will defeat Australia and it will be the dream final for inaugral twenty 20 world cup .and it happened.india defeated australia and the world started to wait for 24 sep.stage was set for mother of all contests.India v/s Pakistan is always a thrilling contest but this time it was a world cup final.Bookies had their dream come true.In a country where 200 crore were on bet for decision of sanjay dutt's case ,u can estimate the amount on IND - PAK match .Barring the finals it was already 5000 crores on bet on 20-20 wrld cup.ON monday morning i was dying for the match to start.AT 5:00 pm everyone was running to reach their TV sets before the match starts and at 5:30 nation came to a standstill there was abysmally low traffic flow .Let me not suck u with details of the match ,but the atmosphere created by match was amazing.
Whatever the cricket haters say but one thing is sure Ind -pak match brings Indians 2gether .Suddenly they stand united.All indians start feeling they are brothers .And there are no SCs,no STs,noOBCs.Support for men in blue comes from every caste every religion(well almost every religion,yes u got it right i mean to say that)
Our hearts were pounding in the last overs but ultimately India won and the nation was gripped in euphoria.wow never seen such a thing.A cavalade of uncountable bikeswith Indian tricolour in their hands was all over IIT Roorkee.BEER rained that night.
But then everybody cant be happy at the same time.quite easy to understand the condition of pakis.just imagine our situation had India been the losing side.leave .I am sure some pakistanis have committede suicide after the match.Aussies who think they are experts in winning matches with their verbal remarks came up with excuse"that they lost because their matches were on different venues and two hour flights made them tired "Grow up Punter,its better you learn to accept your defeat.

SRK commented "even on PAK 's victory I would have been equally happy".
means SRK would have been happy had india lost the match to pak.What kind of ppl are leaving in INDIA??????????

It was completely unnecessary for him to waive flying kisses to the camera and audience.He was suposed to be there for supporting team INDIA.he would have looked better with an INdian Flag.BUT seems his motto was to gain publicity and he got it.But he still doesnt knw in Roorkee some guy literally took his floaters and was hitting the TV screen during SRK's flying kiss act.

Rewards, bonuses and RESpect was showered on INdian players .wern't we over reacting?????
dint we give them too much?????
YES,it was too much when u completely ignore the Indian army men,indian hockey team who wins Asia cup and vishwanataha anand who won world title for second time after 7 years.

Hockey players get rs 1000 for every goal as bonus .to score a goal in hockey is lot tougher.Isnt it unfair that cricketrs get 12 crores and hockey players get nothing.Yousuf pathan was given
11 lakhs for 15 runs he scored.RP singh will be first recipient of kashi ratna award by UP govt.similiarly Jharkhand ratna is started by jharkahnd govt to respect dhoni

In asia cup India scored 57 goals(record for any team)and it thrashed Sri lanka 20-0 (another record)But MEDIA dint bother to Mention the way it desrved.i dint see news of India winning Asia cup on front page.we dont even know the names of our hockey players.yousuf pathan is more famous than JOGRAJ SINGH .BCCI giving rewards to cricketrs is justified because its the richest board and contributes 70% to world cricket revenues.But why are state govts being generous to cricketrs ?????????

Surely indians have reason to go crazy about cricket but its media which responsible for creating excess hype on cricket and ignoring hockey.

keep sports aside , even the soldiers who died or became handicapped in kargil war dint get this much rewards and respect.The movie CHAK DE INDIA was supposed to do some good to hockey.But unfortunately for them the song is used for cricket triumph.Vishwanath anand dint get any victory ride to Wankhede stadium,though you will surely praise the way he has reamined on top since many years .


SANIA mirza who has never made under 25 world ranking got khel ratnajust because she is popular with her looks .and Joshna chinappa has no govt accolade though she is world rank 2 in squash and deepika pallikal being world no1 in junior squash.its just because squash is not popular in india

even I belong to crowd which says cricket is our religion and Sachin is our god but we cant disparage other sports men.we cant make hockey viewing mandatory but media should give them the space they deserve.and whatever be the popular sport,govt should have fair bonus scheme for all sports
Lets hope in future all champions will win.I mean officially they win even today, but dnt get their share of respect from their own cntry men
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Monday, August 27, 2007

Life tAKes a tURN







Her dad is on a business trip to Australia and her mom is on a social trip to England,she will be all alone (except the army of servants) so we decide to be on a romantic trip,,,,wait wait wait if u are expecting some sex in this story this blog is not for u,,,,


characters
ANKUR JAIN as ANKUR JAIN(though m not eccentric but the story revolves around me,i cudnt help it)

RIYA (identity changed)

WARNING
all characters and incidents of the story are real there is no fiction
Comments and views expressed are completely mine and if u are offended i cant help it


Riya and i decide to spend two days at her one of her houses in DElhi (well she owns two more houses which are not in delhi and a resort in goa) { God, will i get that much rich someday?????}
I am too much excited about this trip ,not beacause we will be all alone but because i wanted to see how does a haircut of 3500 bucks looks like( ya ,3 days ago she got a hair cut for 3500 bucks and a hair wash for 800 bucks) Well if i calculate this is the approximate amount i have spent on all my hair cuts in the last ten years..Last time i saw her i reacted she is an average looking gal
when i reached Delhi i was stuunned with her new looks ....... seems 3500 bucks were worth investing.and to hide things from her loyal driver( read informer,, who tells everything abt riya to her dad)I am instructed to pretend as Riya's dad's friend's son (and i am meeting riya for the first time)
SHe wants to watch HEY BABEY on saturday (today) but theatres are booked till monday.for RIYA tickets seem to be no big problem.She calls somebody and the manager of PVR at other end says
"dont worry madam Tickets ho jayenge" and within no time we have the tickets.i am impressed .thank god she agreed not to watch CHAK DE INDIA with me,she cries a lot and in CHAK dE she will make me met with her tears.ON our way to PVR when riya is talking to her driver their is a mention of abt 8 of her cars(all those cars hve fancy numbers like 2000 ,7777,4545)
MY GOD am going crazy!!!!!!!!!!


In the mall many people are staring at us.is it because she is wearing a short skirt???? NO NO
beacuse even gals are staring ( my mind says they are lesbians) or may be worse .are people thinking what a mismatch ( gawd i am having complex)
but all the time i dominate her so there is nothing to worry


IN the movie ( great job riya we have corner seats,but we are watching the movie just the movie) everything went well except SRK's entry I said who the fuck wants SRK in this movie( akshay kumar is doing great)
and at the same time riya said WOW SRK he is so cute ( stupid gal you dont know how much i hate him,i am feeling like strangling you to death)

after the movie she committs some stupid mistakes (cant describe cause they will take a lot of words) even so much money cant stop RIYA from being stupid,,,
RIYA how can u be so stupid????????? ( actually you can cause you are a gal, you have all the freedom of ataining any heights of stupidity)


In the night (for your disappointment no sex happened) she gifted me a T Shirt and a black label old scotch whisky aged 12 years from johnnie walker's special collection
THATs so SWEET OF you RIYA. THough I am a teetotaller (believe me i am) for the black label gave me my friends said you are a goddess (they realy enjoyed it)
{waise bhi free ki daaru kaun enjoy nahin karega ???????)

Did i tell u about the bathroom of her house ? i have never seen such a luxurious one ever,, not even in any hotel, If i have to choose something between RIYA and her bathroom for whole life I will choose the bathroom


SAD part of the story arrives
As i announce about leaving she starts crying (to be more precise sobbing)
please stop crying I cant see a gal crying and that too in the morning....
promises about next meeting are made
so that she stops crying and i leave


back to my normal ( not that luxurious)
life i am much happier beacuse Riya cant admire the luxury she is living in