Her dad is on a business trip to Australia and her mom is on a social trip to England,she will be all alone (except the army of servants) so we decide to be on a romantic trip,,,,wait wait wait if u are expecting some sex in this story this blog is not for u,,,,
characters
ANKUR JAIN as ANKUR JAIN(though m not eccentric but the story revolves around me,i cudnt help it)
RIYA (identity changed)
WARNING
all characters and incidents of the story are real there is no fiction
Comments and views expressed are completely mine and if u are offended i cant help it
Riya and i decide to spend two days at her one of her houses in DElhi (well she owns two more houses which are not in delhi and a resort in goa) { God, will i get that much rich someday?????}
I am too much excited about this trip ,not beacause we will be all alone but because i wanted to see how does a haircut of 3500 bucks looks like( ya ,3 days ago she got a hair cut for 3500 bucks and a hair wash for 800 bucks) Well if i calculate this is the approximate amount i have spent on all my hair cuts in the last ten years..Last time i saw her i reacted she is an average looking gal
when i reached Delhi i was stuunned with her new looks ....... seems 3500 bucks were worth investing.and to hide things from her loyal driver( read informer,, who tells everything abt riya to her dad)I am instructed to pretend as Riya's dad's friend's son (and i am meeting riya for the first time)
SHe wants to watch HEY BABEY on saturday (today) but theatres are booked till monday.for RIYA tickets seem to be no big problem.She calls somebody and the manager of PVR at other end says
"dont worry madam Tickets ho jayenge" and within no time we have the tickets.i am impressed .thank god she agreed not to watch CHAK DE INDIA with me,she cries a lot and in CHAK dE she will make me met with her tears.ON our way to PVR when riya is talking to her driver their is a mention of abt 8 of her cars(all those cars hve fancy numbers like 2000 ,7777,4545)
MY GOD am going crazy!!!!!!!!!!
In the mall many people are staring at us.is it because she is wearing a short skirt???? NO NO
beacuse even gals are staring ( my mind says they are lesbians) or may be worse .are people thinking what a mismatch ( gawd i am having complex)
but all the time i dominate her so there is nothing to worry
IN the movie ( great job riya we have corner seats,but we are watching the movie just the movie) everything went well except SRK's entry I said who the fuck wants SRK in this movie( akshay kumar is doing great)
and at the same time riya said WOW SRK he is so cute ( stupid gal you dont know how much i hate him,i am feeling like strangling you to death)
after the movie she committs some stupid mistakes (cant describe cause they will take a lot of words) even so much money cant stop RIYA from being stupid,,,
RIYA how can u be so stupid????????? ( actually you can cause you are a gal, you have all the freedom of ataining any heights of stupidity)
In the night (for your disappointment no sex happened) she gifted me a T Shirt and a black label old scotch whisky aged 12 years from johnnie walker's special collection
THATs so SWEET OF you RIYA. THough I am a teetotaller (believe me i am) for the black label gave me my friends said you are a goddess (they realy enjoyed it)
{waise bhi free ki daaru kaun enjoy nahin karega ???????)
Did i tell u about the bathroom of her house ? i have never seen such a luxurious one ever,, not even in any hotel, If i have to choose something between RIYA and her bathroom for whole life I will choose the bathroom
SAD part of the story arrives
As i announce about leaving she starts crying (to be more precise sobbing)
please stop crying I cant see a gal crying and that too in the morning....
promises about next meeting are made
so that she stops crying and i leave
back to my normal ( not that luxurious)
life i am much happier beacuse Riya cant admire the luxury she is living in
