Monday, August 27, 2007

Life tAKes a tURN







Her dad is on a business trip to Australia and her mom is on a social trip to England,she will be all alone (except the army of servants) so we decide to be on a romantic trip,,,,wait wait wait if u are expecting some sex in this story this blog is not for u,,,,


characters
ANKUR JAIN as ANKUR JAIN(though m not eccentric but the story revolves around me,i cudnt help it)

RIYA (identity changed)

WARNING
all characters and incidents of the story are real there is no fiction
Comments and views expressed are completely mine and if u are offended i cant help it


Riya and i decide to spend two days at her one of her houses in DElhi (well she owns two more houses which are not in delhi and a resort in goa) { God, will i get that much rich someday?????}
I am too much excited about this trip ,not beacause we will be all alone but because i wanted to see how does a haircut of 3500 bucks looks like( ya ,3 days ago she got a hair cut for 3500 bucks and a hair wash for 800 bucks) Well if i calculate this is the approximate amount i have spent on all my hair cuts in the last ten years..Last time i saw her i reacted she is an average looking gal
when i reached Delhi i was stuunned with her new looks ....... seems 3500 bucks were worth investing.and to hide things from her loyal driver( read informer,, who tells everything abt riya to her dad)I am instructed to pretend as Riya's dad's friend's son (and i am meeting riya for the first time)
SHe wants to watch HEY BABEY on saturday (today) but theatres are booked till monday.for RIYA tickets seem to be no big problem.She calls somebody and the manager of PVR at other end says
"dont worry madam Tickets ho jayenge" and within no time we have the tickets.i am impressed .thank god she agreed not to watch CHAK DE INDIA with me,she cries a lot and in CHAK dE she will make me met with her tears.ON our way to PVR when riya is talking to her driver their is a mention of abt 8 of her cars(all those cars hve fancy numbers like 2000 ,7777,4545)
MY GOD am going crazy!!!!!!!!!!


In the mall many people are staring at us.is it because she is wearing a short skirt???? NO NO
beacuse even gals are staring ( my mind says they are lesbians) or may be worse .are people thinking what a mismatch ( gawd i am having complex)
but all the time i dominate her so there is nothing to worry


IN the movie ( great job riya we have corner seats,but we are watching the movie just the movie) everything went well except SRK's entry I said who the fuck wants SRK in this movie( akshay kumar is doing great)
and at the same time riya said WOW SRK he is so cute ( stupid gal you dont know how much i hate him,i am feeling like strangling you to death)

after the movie she committs some stupid mistakes (cant describe cause they will take a lot of words) even so much money cant stop RIYA from being stupid,,,
RIYA how can u be so stupid????????? ( actually you can cause you are a gal, you have all the freedom of ataining any heights of stupidity)


In the night (for your disappointment no sex happened) she gifted me a T Shirt and a black label old scotch whisky aged 12 years from johnnie walker's special collection
THATs so SWEET OF you RIYA. THough I am a teetotaller (believe me i am) for the black label gave me my friends said you are a goddess (they realy enjoyed it)
{waise bhi free ki daaru kaun enjoy nahin karega ???????)

Did i tell u about the bathroom of her house ? i have never seen such a luxurious one ever,, not even in any hotel, If i have to choose something between RIYA and her bathroom for whole life I will choose the bathroom


SAD part of the story arrives
As i announce about leaving she starts crying (to be more precise sobbing)
please stop crying I cant see a gal crying and that too in the morning....
promises about next meeting are made
so that she stops crying and i leave


back to my normal ( not that luxurious)
life i am much happier beacuse Riya cant admire the luxury she is living in

24 comments:

Shayarah said...

Really awsom blog .......... ankur ur simply superb......... the way u express ur thoghts is simply g88!!every line touches the heart......... too good!!!!!!

ankur jain said...

wow what a blog
cant resist myself frm praising this blog cant believe i have written this




actually no body wrote a comment so
i did

Anonymous said...

nice blog ankur!!!!even though i had heard the story i had fun reading it!!! it's good.
i m one of those guys who drank down that black label....i really enjoyed it(thanks to riya)....It was first time i tasted black label ...because we live in a village and there is only one bar and only RS is available thereand also it is more like an impeccable blend of RS and tharra.(and i m sure that they mix desi tharra in RS that we order).
now second thing i had heard the story before i read tha blog and ankur missed one incident that i found hillarious.
They were going some where and riya felt thirsty so she asked the driver "bhaiyya mujhe pani peena hai ek mineral water ki bottle le aoo....kitne ki ati hai????"
driver said "10 rupe ki"
"bas 10 rupe ki!!!!!!"

k3w13r said...

Very good..Ankur..keep it up..u have perfectly used some difficult english words which we learnt in our 1st year english classes by rashmi gaur, to show ur feelings.Rashmi is a lucky girl to have u as a frnd/bf.mere to aansu hi nahin ruk rahe...subak subak..bahuhuhu hi hi hi. (baankelaal touch) ..aise hi likhte rehna..

k3w13r said...

*PS:In the line "Rashmi is a lucky girl to have u as a frnd/bf.", Rashmi galti se print ho gaya..kripaya use Riya padha jaave.

vinal said...

coool blog!!

par ek baat kahun...

I wasnt expectin ne sex in the story....u kno y??

gr6....oops gr8 work!!

Abhijeet said...

hmmmm...........
why dont u approach nay filmmaker,...
i mean the story is no good but the way u presented is much impressive..
keep it up my boy..well done...

Anonymous said...

Daad deni padegi dost...kya likhaa hai...agla chetan bhagat tu hi hai baap !!!

-Abhinav

Unknown said...

hey nice blog yaar ..........!!!!!!! m waitin for more stories ........!!!!! mindblowing!!!!!!

Ankur Jain said...

dude kamaal kar diya...
dhoti ko fad ke rumal kar diya....
choti si baat ka bawal kar diya...
story ne tumhari dhamaal kar diya...

rockin story mannnn

Unknown said...

badia story likhi jain saab..
par yeh batao agar raat bhar sex nai kia to kya antakshari khel rahe thhe?

DejaVu said...

yo man cool blog m impressed n rili njoed readin it....but m waitin 4 d day wen u ll temme d whole story

Anonymous said...

great start ankur...
u simply rock man

absg1511 said...

dhamakedaar start kari hai....
do continue....
wanna know what happened in d next encounter.....

n stop self-praising, we r thr to do it forya

vindhyavasini said...

abe ye riya kaun hai ye to bata...
aur sahi raste pe ja raha hai bete, lage rahoooooooooo... and tell me what happened in next encounter man.. aur kuchh apne doston ka bhi khyal rakho, black label nahin to koi aur hi pass karo..

Aatish kumar said...

zabarzast jain saheb
macha di
phodu yaar

GT said...

mast likha hai dost, waise hum usi cheez ka intezaar karte rahe jo nahi hui, anyways a gr8 start...I'm looking forward for the next one.

Anonymous said...

quite an impressive blog....
is not lookin like a real life incident...

nywayz free kee daaru saari khatam ho gayi ya humaari liye hodi si bachi hai

AD said...

Yaar Jain Sahab jis bathroom ki itni tareef ki hai uska ek photo kheench k daal dena agle blog mein. This is a really good blog, refreshing and fun. Keep up the good work!!
I have just one query what is ur next blog going to be about?

Unknown said...

wat 2 say......???? i mean it was a pretty nice experience 4 u..(if at all its reallllllllllyyyyyyy true)..n thts it but truly ..i wonder how much did u no tht gurl ..n probably how can she stay wid a guy like u ..who is so unpredictable..4 d whole damn nite..!!!!!!!!neways gud u shred ur experience!!!!!!!

Abhinay Dubey said...

kya baat hai jain sab foda fadi macha rakhi hai... now i guess you wont need to do any job in this life...

so mr. casanova whts next??

Anonymous said...

hey gr8 ankur....gud job......i cud nevr thnk,, u write soo well.... i njoyed readin it...... keep postin new stories....

pranjal said...

really kwel yaar
really blogger had played beautifully wid d character n nt overdone wid d drama content of it...movin
the rghtin style wz also very imaginative
to gud dude...

Kalyan said...

Now thats hell of a story.
Awaiting the next installment of the story dude.